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  1. noName Gaming

    Montage Video By

    Me

    ||  xXiLLuZiOnZz  ||

     

    Just some random video I made. Sorry bout the low quality of some clips but I promise that the next video will be better.

    Gaming isn't just something, it's a lifestyle we develop.

     

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NVcizX3za4

     

    MUSIC USED
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    Song Name --- Gemini - Blue.
    Album --- Tomorrow the Green Grass
    Album Artist --- The Jayhawks
  2. I'd rather be stupid and happy.

     

    Would you rather die saving 10,000 strangers from death knowing no one would ever know it was you or live knowing everyone would know you decided not to save 10,000 people’s lives?

  3. You have issues man. I'd sleep on lego rather than eat poop.

    Who are you too tell me I have issues...??

    FOLLOW THE RULES OF THE TOPIC

    ILL TRY AGAIN

     

    Would you rather eat meat or be a vegetarian ?

     

    @ EVINRUDE > Happy now?

  4. What kind of question is that...? Very very hard I would die without any internet...

    Well, I guess I have to say >>>>

     

    Cellphone :P

     

    Would you rather use sandpaper as toilet paper

    or would you rather have hot sauce as eye droplets?

  5. I honnestly disagree with that kind of content. Maybe I am too "old school". And yes, it's kinda advertising, in my opinion.

    And "talking" about a boss when someone is only 20 years old seems a bit "funny" for a simple guy like me who works since 1991.

     

    I have to admit that I did not answer to your introduction post because too much colors kill colors... It broke my eyes.

     

    Anyway, good luck on your YouTube channel.

    You seem extremely funny. But I will not post any more videos that contains any graphical violence like gore and blood :P
     
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    I HAVE DELETED ALL MY CHANNELS EXCEPT MY MAIN ACCOUNT
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    FOLLOW ME ON MY SOCIAL MEDIA ACCOUNTS
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    NEW VIDEO
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  6. My first Youtube Channel video.

    Like/Subscribe/Share as it would be highly appreciated.

     

    WARNING : THE FOLLOWING VIDEO IS VERY GRAPHICAL,

    VIOLENT AND BLOODY.

    I SHALL BE POSTING ALL MY FUTURE UPLOAD IN THIS TOPIC FOR YOUR ENTERTAINMENT

     

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2aFCYRuErE

     

    DESCRIPTION
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    WARNING : EXTREMELY GRAPHIC, VIOLENT, BLOODY
    What is up everybody...? Juan-Jacques Joubert here with a new video (well actually it's my first) Have you ever had problems with your boss because he was a complete idiot? You have that urge inside of you which you cannot get rid of. You want to kill him, hit him, kill him (lol, I said kill him twice). Well now you can do that without causing any physical pain to your boss by simple playing this great game called "Whack your boss" which you can find at http://www.whackit.co/play_whack_your_boss.html It's actually a great game when you want to relieve yourselfs free of stress, anger and those special "rage modes".
     
    Whack Your Boss actually allows you to vent your anger on your boss in twenty different ways. If you didn't, that guy in real life would commit suicide to save himself from his boss' tormenting jabber. Some of these you may have envisioned while others you may not have even considered, but once you start playing the game and whacking your boss, you will definitely stay until you have explored all twenty ways.
     
    The next time you are sitting in your corner of the office, in your cubicle, or wherever your hard working days are spent and your boss has done the dirty deed again, making you redo work, told you that overtime is mandatory, or that you have to work over the weekend, just play this game instead and you won't want to Whack Your Boss.
     
    If you liked this video, feel free to smash that thumbs up button or you could even subscribe if it's good enough for you. It would be highly appreciated as I am trying to get lots of viewers and subscribers. Want to make my channel known to the world.
    May ya'll have a nice day now and remember...Whack him hard !!!
     
    FOLLOW ME ON MY SOCIAL MEDIA ACCOUNTS
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    FOLLOW/LIKE/SUBSCRIBE TO MY OTHER CHANNELS
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  7.  !! Congratulations !!

    !! MoMo !!

     

    || May you have an amazing year ahead of you and may you be blessed ||

    || in many ways. Hope you had a wonderful birthday. May you live till the ||

    || very end of the universe ||

     

    !! Happy Birthday !!

    !! MoMo !!

     

    Happy birthday to MoMo

    I say your name in slow-mo

    You are a great person and friend

    We should friends till the very end

    Hope you have a great day

    That's all I wanted to say

     

    FROM

    :noname:

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  8. GREETINGS
     
    Greetings to noName. My name is Juan-Jacques Joubert a.k.a xReDiCuLeZz. Some of you may know me
    I have decided to start everything anew as I did some terrible things in my life which I don't want to talk about.
    So here I am again with a new introduction and today I will tell you a little more about myself. This is going to
    be a very long essay so please bear with me.
     
    Where to start ? You already know my name (Juan-Jacques Joubert), I am a 20 year old teenager living in
    South Africa. My life ain't all sunshine and rainbows, but obviously you know that life can be a very harsh place.
    My life kind off started when I started at a primary school. I had lots of friends but I was the most arrogant and the
    most naughty kid in school. Every day I was sent to the principle's office and one day, he called my parents and I
    was feeling stressed so I hugged my principle and promised him that I would behave and such - but he did have a
    heart so he told me that if I caused anymore problems, he'd call my parents. Guess I was very lucky at the time.
     
    But when I got into high school...My life turned. I became a better person and my naughtiness started to fade away,
    although I was in a fight every week. I went to a Technical School, and one of the best subjects I had was called
    Civil Technology where we worked with various stuff such as vectors, buildings, plumbing, concrete and stuff but
    we also did some woodworking and that was really the best time in school. I did pretty well in my exams when I was
    in Grade 12, I got 70% and above and one time I almost thought I was gonna have a heart attack. When my teacher
    handed me the papers he said "JJ, what did you do this time...?" and I began to stress but I got 94% on my exam.
    I felt so happy. Mom and dad was very proud of me but they were not satisfied with my Mathematics (pure) and
    my Science cause it was really hard and I got 40-50 % for both.
     
    Gaming has also had a huge impact in my life. I have never played many games though, to be exact I had only
    played Call Of Duty 4 Modern Warfare 1 and 2, and I played Sniper 2 Ghost Warrior which was a great game as it
    involved sniping. Whenever I play a First Person Shooter type of game, I always choose a sniper of some sort. Sniping
    in Call of Duty was once upon a time extraordinary. People were lining up to try and perform trick shots and noscopes or
    even quickscoping. I wish I could be a great sniper like IreapZz and xDarknesss from Modern Warfare 2. Gosh, they are
    truly the best at what they do. But dreams can begin small though...
     
    I recently started at the mines with my father, Willie Joubert. We are working for my uncle's company (father's brother).
    The company is contractors for LONMIN mining. I am an underground construction worker (carrying huge and heavy
    pipes, welding, grinding et cetera.) But I am staying at home now because of the 3600 workers who is getting retrenched
    cause I heard that LONMIN Mining and AngloAmerican will be leaving South Africa for good, all because of the strike.
     
    Here at noName, I want to be active as much as possible, I also want to become a member but currently I haven't seen
    any servers on the 1.0 version of the game and I do not want to update/patch my game, don't ask my why but that's just
    how it is. I want to become a better person for noName, I want to help out with any- and everything because i want my
    name to last.
     
    I have also created a few Youtube channels because I am in need of some extra money because here at the mines
    there's a lot of trouble. Everyone wants more money and when they cannot get it, they strike. Damn people of today.
    If any of you would like to visit my channels, feel free to do so or you could even subscribe as it would be extremely
    and highly appreciated. All my social media links will be included at the end of the topic. So, without any further ado,
    I hope that I will enjoy it here as I see a big future for nN || noName and as long as there are trusty admins and n great
    leader such as Substanz,we have a future. I shall also be making a mod for noName which will include the Intervention
    sniper rifle and Colt Python from Modern Warfare 2 (Just going to combine custom weapons and pack the mod and make
    custom skins and a nice, cool looking background, that is if I may but it'll take some time though)
     
    My Social Media Accounts
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    FACEBOOK
    TWITTER
    GOOGLE+
     
    My Youtube Channels
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    || KEEP IN MIND THAT I HAVEN'T UPLOADED ANY VIDEOS YET ||
    || BUT FEEL FREE TO SUBSCRIBE AS IT WOULD BE HIGHLY APPRECIATED ||
    || STAY TUNE FOR VIDEOS ||
    || COMING SOON ||
     
    Juan-Jacques Joubert
    nN || noName Gaming
    Photoshop Studios
    After Effects Templates
     
     
     
     
    || WE ARE FAMILY ||

     

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